May 2012
8 posts
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when i get shampoo in my eye
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i try blinking it out
but it still hurts so i look like this
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April 2012
13 posts
SCARY vs. SCARIER
Scary: Opening a vampire’s coffin…
Scarier: Opening an empty refrigerator…
Scary: Watching a horror movie…
Scarier: The DVD freezes up for a second…
Scary: A witch flies by…
Scarier: A wasp flies by…
Scary: Seeing Bloody Mary in the mirror…
Scarier: Seeing a pimple in the mirror…
Scary: The lights go out…
Scarier: The Internet goes out…
peetaslongbun:
Clearly the arena’s just a giant version of The Sims for the Gamemakers…
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March 2012
9 posts
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Game
this is how : shuffle songs from your playlist, then hit “next” to answer each question. one song to answer one question. and this is the question :
01) SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY? 02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? 03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? 04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? 05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE? 06) WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO? 07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK...
When my mom yells at me: →
When I was 5:
When I was 12:
Now:
One thing I’ve learned, don’t ever try to take something that...
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Dear
Dear dad, are you serious about marrying that b****? you choose over a woman that you’ve just met than your 20 years marriage, is it really really happen? of course mom’s go mad. now she force us to choose, whether i want to be with you or with her. do you think i should choose? but eventhough i should, i couldn’t. you know how hard it is for me to choose between two people that...
Dear God, should I let it go or keep hold on to it?
January 2012
1 post
June 2011
3 posts
Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.
– Og Mandino
March 2011
5 posts
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; But often we look so long at...
– Helen Keller
July 2010
1 post
me and alex :) at omegle
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: very bad actually. you?
Stranger: same old same old
Stranger: you alright?
You: i'vre had a very bad luck today
Stranger: shit happens i suppose
You: yeah
Stranger: omegle might not be a therapeutic solution to these things
Stranger: but wanna vent, that's what strangers are for
You: yeah haha you're right
Stranger: before we continue, im not gonna disconnect or anything (unless you want me to, in that case i believe you'd press the button first, but i digress)
Stranger: just to get a mental image of who i'm talking to
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: girl
Stranger: cool, guy
Stranger: so if you have girl issues i might not be the most helpful
Stranger: but hey, worth a shot
Stranger: so what went on in your life today that sucked so much
You: im late to school, and my shoes got threw up to bin
You: im very bad at english
Stranger: what's your primary language?
You: indonesian
Stranger: well stranger, you are doing pretty well
Stranger: i'd offer to speak it, but i know nothing of it
You: thanks, by the way where are you from?
Stranger: united states
You: and your age is...?
Stranger: 17 unfortunately
You: what time is it at us?
Stranger: i'm on the west coast
Stranger: it's 12:04 am
Stranger: just past midnight
You: aren't you sleeping? haha]
Stranger: i'm putting off some work actually :)
Stranger: omegle is a great distraction
Stranger: great conversation too
You: yeah sometimes it does. what work?
Stranger: studying for a test
Stranger: its all memorization, i'm just very lazy
You: hahaha what test? about science or what?
Stranger: philosophy actually
Stranger: an optional class i decided to take
Stranger: keeps me busy
You: which is good, right? instead you get bored
Stranger: haha yes
Stranger: i don't want to get *too* lazy
Stranger: what types of things are you interested in?
You: thats true
You: im only a teen sooooo im interested in friends
Stranger: friends are very good
Stranger: very very good
You: yeah, very helpful sometimes
Stranger: so true
You: are you still at highschool or what?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: im going to be in 12th grade in the fall
Stranger: (seasons are off between me and you right?)
You: yes haha
You: im 11th
You: barely 2 days
Stranger: nice nice
Stranger: i loved last year of school
You: why? haha
Stranger: lots of reasons
Stranger: friends were good, classes were interesting
Stranger: and so much more haha
You: but?
You: no 'but' i guess
You: well, may i ask your name?
Stranger: Alex
Stranger: and yours?
You: amelia, hi alex haha
Stranger: nice to know your name Amelia :)
You: alex from us, you're so kind hehehehe
Stranger: thank you haha
Stranger: you're pretty nice too
Stranger: just curious, what time is it over there?
You: 2.18 pm haha do you have siblings?
Stranger: i have an older sister in college
Stranger: how about you?
You: i have older sister too and in college too, and i habe younger brother at elementary
Stranger: you guys all get along haha?
You: very well haha hows you and your sister?
Stranger: we're alright
Stranger: a bit strained sometimes, but most of the time we get along
You: yeah, i often get a fight woth my sister and brother. butu they're pretty kind actually heheh
Stranger: that's family in a nutshell
Stranger: can't live with them, can't live without them
You: that is so true! haha
You: i like your sentences you know haha im gonna put it on twitter
Stranger: haha, my sentences?
Stranger: what'd i say so brilliantly?
You: yes this one : that's family in a nutshell. can't live with them, can't live without them
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im glad you liked it
You: yeah and im already put it on my twitter ehehe
You: if i were you im already pass out at this hour haha im a heavy sleeper
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: i'll sleep when i'm dead
You: hahahaha
Stranger: too many things out there to miss
You: woahh, but theres no use if im still awake at this hour either. can't go anywhere, just sit tight at bedroom and thats boring
Stranger: that's true
Stranger: but if i was asleep right now i'd miss even little things that are worthwhile
Stranger: like this conversation
You: ahahaha i agree
You: and you can't study for your test
Stranger: i really should get on that haha
Stranger: doesn't mean i will ;)
You: i wish i could help, but of course i can't
You: sorry :(
Stranger: don't apologize haha
Stranger: you have nothing to be apologizing for
You: okay haha but thanks again for this conversation, i don't feel so bad like earlier :D
Stranger: you typing something?
You: nope, why?
Stranger: it said you were
Stranger: (like right now :D)
You: haha strange omegle, what tipe of music do you like?
Stranger: basically everything
Stranger: im not the biggest fan of country but everything else i like
Stranger: how about you?
You: not much different with yours. but i have to say no to heavy-metal
Stranger: yeah, i can agree with that
Stranger: it gets to a point where it just becomes noise
You: yes people just scream, disturb my ear haha
Stranger: yeah ahha
You: do you know a girl name 'munaya' ?
Stranger: no, should i?
You: no, im just asking because your name is just the same like stranger whom she met at omegle too haha
Stranger: its possible we spoke i suppose haha
Stranger: but in all honesty the odds are really against it
Stranger: but who knows, a man can dream
You: yeah hahah. i envy you, you know? haha
Stranger: why do you envy me?
You: you can speak/write english fluently hahaha
Stranger: that's because I live in the United states though
You: true
Stranger: you're writing it amazingly, you realize?
Stranger: you're basically fluent
Stranger: *and* you know indonesian
Stranger: it is I who should envy you
You: ahahaha i've watched a lot of movies with english though, im practice a lot haha.
Stranger: and it shows
You: okay we're both envy each others, so it's........fine haha
Stranger: it's fantastic I say
Stranger: well done Amelia :)
You: well done too Alex! haha i've learned from you too. going to US is one my dreams haha
Stranger: you'll come here sooner or later
Stranger: you've got your entire life ahead of you
You: i hope so haha. but now i have to pursue my dreams to become a doctor too hehe. will you wish me a lot of lucks? haha
Stranger: of course
Stranger: I wish you all the luck in the world to be a great doctor and come to the US and do whatever you want to do in life
You: AMIN! haha thanks :) by the way may i know what is your biggest dreams?
Stranger: my biggest dream?
You: yes your very biggest dreams
Stranger: it's hard to explain... i don't really know myself
Stranger: to do something with my life i suppose
Stranger: what that something is, i do not know
Stranger: but to do something important
Stranger: to help somehow
Stranger: i can't really pinpoint it
Stranger: sorry :/
You: it's okay, theres nothing to apologize for haha (just like you've said)
Stranger: true, true
Stranger: alright Amelia, it's almost 1am here, I need to finish up my work and get some sleep before tomorrow morning ahaha
You: okay haha thanks for helping me. i have to go though bye :)
Stranger: two strangers connecting across the globe, it's great
Stranger: it was great talking with you Amelia
Stranger: thank you for the conversation :)
You: very great, me too. thanks again alex haha
Stranger: goodnight/ afternoon amelia :)
February 2010
3 posts
happy birthday to me
wewewe hari ini gue ulang tahun loh! dan ternyata di kelas udah disiapi surprise party sama kue gede banget haha , asik deh first cake buat bu tami trus pa doni trus bu tati trus BU SUKO trus bu budi, ngasihnya dibarengin sama nyanyi nyayi haha . nah yg seru tuh pas pergantian pelajaran antara bu tati dan bu suko
pokoknya bu suko udah bilang ga mau masuk kek kelas soalnya gaenak badan nah terus...
January 2010
7 posts
i can't tell you how many times i waited up for...
lynettemofukka:
i’m hoping this time, it’s different.